That's about the size of it

Finally tiring of deleting the endless e-mails I seem to receive promising to increase the size of my manhood, I decided I needed to do a little definitive internet research to establish, once and for all, whether size really matters.

It's not a subject I have ever discussed with Mrs Blunt. She is of the 'You Take What You're Given, And Be Grateful For It' school of thought. As my experience of women other than Mrs Blunt is rather limited (and my tryst with that kiss-and-tell bimbo, Miss Jennifer Muffin, some twenty-odd years ago is not to be counted, for these purposes) I cannot know whether my endowment is either more or less than that of the average man.

However, I did find this useful piece of documentary material, which does rather suggest that women, as a species, have contradictory views on the subject...

glumbert.com - Does size matter?