Monday, 28 May 2007

That's about the size of it

Finally tiring of deleting the endless e-mails I seem to receive promising to increase the size of my manhood, I decided I needed to do a little definitive internet research to establish, once and for all, whether size really matters.

It's not a subject I have ever discussed with Mrs Blunt. She is of the 'You Take What You're Given, And Be Grateful For It' school of thought. As my experience of women other than Mrs Blunt is rather limited (and my tryst with that kiss-and-tell bimbo, Miss Jennifer Muffin, some twenty-odd years ago is not to be counted, for these purposes) I cannot know whether my endowment is either more or less than that of the average man.

However, I did find this useful piece of documentary material, which does rather suggest that women, as a species, have contradictory views on the subject...

5 comments:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I watched the video very carefully Mr Blunt [which reminded me a bit of my school days] and my opinion of myself is unchanged.

the domestic minx said...

Oh dear, Bill,
Your recent overhaul has initiated some rediscovery!!
However, I fear your recent proccupation with body image is extending into dangerous territory. I will soothe all fears over the size of your manhood by suggesting that most women believe the prowess and potential of the penis is of greater importance than it's actual size.
But as for your own comparative size...
I suggest you do not take it willy nilly to any toilet blocks for comparisons or there will be a scandal the likes of which George Michael can only dream...

I'm convinced that it is, in all likelihood, very pleasing...

Bill Blunt said...

Thank you for your reassuring words, domestic minx. Rest assured that I am not the type to discuss members in a public lavatory. The odd, discrete glance to the left or right is the most that should be permitted in those situations, and I have yet to meet a man who hasn't done that at sometime in his life.

As old Wally Green used to say, it's not the size of your quill that's important, it's how you wield it. I am glad you seem to follow the same philosophy.

(He never mentioned anything about the nature of the inkwell in which the quill is dipped, however...)

nursemyra said...

I know you're expecting nursemyra to comment on this but I have to desist.

my mouth is full of banana

Bill Blunt said...

I did wonder how you had resisted the temptation, nursemyra...