With less than a week to go before Valentine's Day, I know there will be many single fellows out there agonising over how to spend the evening.
That's why Bill Blunt has been working on the Valentine's Survival Kit. No more agonising about which over-priced restaurant to take you beloved to. No more agonising over whether you've even got a beloved... We've brought together everything you need for February 14th to be spent on your own, in your flat, in comfort.
Here it is - for the low, low cost of just £15 inc VAT. Included are a Valentine's Card from 'X' and a pack of tissues to dry your eyes after watching the romantic chick flit that's also included.
Imagine what you'll save - with the average meal out costing at least double!
Buy it now - you know it makes single sense!
7 comments:
Never mind single-man's Valentine - at that price I might see if I can't persuade Mrs C that we should have a nostalgic 'Student Themed' valentines night in!
That's truly a Bill Blunt Bargain!
But Bill... why would a single fellow want to watch a chick flick?
Why don't you change it to something like A Clockwork Orange? The tissues will still come in handy :-)
I'm with Crofty on this although normally I wouldn't spend as much as that ......
Dearest Bill,
I shall attempt an evening out at a Bethesda Pub. Many Valentine's Hugs to you and our wonderful friend Thomas!
remember me when you have made your first million ;-)
You've been dumped again haven't you BB?
Oh, Valentine's Day, how I love thee....
Nothing makes the Rev. happier than being told by the respective retailers of the world that to appear decent, I must purchase flowers, chocolates, and either expensive jewelry or a dinner out (or perhaps both, depending).
(Large sigh to be inserted here when I gather the required energy)
Post a Comment